I say tomato, you say tomato…

It’s a groundhog, or a woodchuck, or a whistlepig (i’d never heard that one), or a land beaver…. I suppose gophers are different (sorry Marya).

WHATEVER YOU CALL IT- IT IS EATING MY VEGETABLES AND STEALING MY MAYA’S AFFECTION!!!!
I shall illustrate for you:

 
awww… cute rodent!


oooh, what’s he doing? Digging a hole? cute!!!


hey look! he wants to play!


ooh, he must be the gardening type.
… wait. Mr. Woodchuck! I…uh…those are my…HEY!!!


oh, you can have a salad I suppose. That’s an awfully large salad…
Would you like to stay for some tea?


he just left! how rude!!!

and day after day… vegetable after vegetable… that was how it went. He took no prisoners, he showed no mercy.

And then the worst of it came…

Maya fell in love.

All day long she’d sniff for him. When we’d get home, she’d run to the back door- hoping for a glimpse of him. When we tried to stop her she would look at us longingly. If we really didn’t budge, she would slip into a deep depression.
 

We couldn’t take it anymore! We formulated a plan.
        

And this is where we stand. WE MUST WIN BACK THE LOVE OF MAYA!!!!

Gracie
Gracie

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Comments (5)

  1. unicorntapestry

    Illustrated LJ=the cool

    My darling, I love you. And Maya will come to her senses–it’s not love, it’s infatuation. Isn’t she in her teen years anyway?

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    1. Gracie (Post author)

      Re: Illustrated LJ=the cool

      Yes you are right, she is a teenager. BUT OH HOW IT STINGS!!!

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  2. lilpeace

    this is HILARIOUS. You should join the DITL community (Day In The Life).

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    1. Gracie (Post author)

      I did actually! I’m watching them for now, and I had taken pictures one day, but then I forgot to post. Woops. I plan to do it someday.

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  3. see_anotherside

    Haha, that’s so cute. Good luck with the plan 😛

    Reply

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