I think I may have spoken too soon.

Posted On March 2, 2005

Thanks to my lovely sister lilpeace, I am apologizing to all those who may have found my last entry offensive. I think I drew conclusions too quickly and I should’ve been more patient with the idea. Eh! Better to make the mistake and work to think differently than hold an unspoken resentment for years to come. Phew!
Now that’s out of the way- I am going to see Melissa Ferrick tonight at the Ark. Yippee! It should be fun. Besides, you can never have enough live music in your blood. Can I get an Amen?
Other than that, I plan to not smoke (I’ve got 70 hours “clean” exactly- how sick is it that I know that?), finish up at work, have din-din with my sister, and go to bed before 2am. Yes indeed. Life is good.

Hmmm… how about a joke?

Here goes:

Motivational Quotes for Cannibals

“If we don’t change the direction we’re going, we’re likely to end up at the wrong end.”

“People who go out of their way to help others have great taste.”

“An eye for an eye leaves everybody blind, but not hungry.”

“Don’t give up though the pace seems slow, you may succeed at another morgue.”

“A journey of a hundred trillion cells begins with a single nibble.”

“The only difference between a big shot and a little shot is that the big shot takes longer to chew.”

“It’s all right to have little butterflies in your stomach. In fact, I’d say a trip to the elementary school play is a wonderful idea.”

“You don’t know what your appetite can get away with until you try. Or are tried.”

“If you carry your childhood with you, you should probably go the bathroom soon.”

“Never keep up with Joneses. Have them over for dinner.”

“Let your hook always be cast. In the pool where you least expect it, will be a very startled swimmer.”